Scary. So rare, but frightening and terrible when it happens.

The NFL knows that most people use the internet to gamble, right? And that it’s available almost everywhere?

When did you first learn to use ETA to mean “Edited To Add” instead of just “edited” or “edit’? Do you find people confuse that ETA means Estimated Time of Arrival?

Why are people now using ETA to me “Edited To Add” instead of Estimate Time of Arrival? Just say edit or edited.

Have you sought help for that?

Shame.

haha he’s fat, I guess?

Who gives a flying fuck where the money for the KIDS THAT ARE HUNGRY AND NEED TO EACH LUNCH comes from?

Seems the paranoia is justified.

Yes, it does sometimes happen uncontrollably, but far less often as you get older.

The seat rubs and it always hurts after.

That’s also a super odd outfit she’s wearing to cover a baseball game.

How much money someone makes has little to do with their power over addiction.

Aight. I’m going with ATI, but your comment certainly isn’t wrong.

Their Quiverfull teachings say curls bring out natural beauty.

Yup.

The Florida of Washington is an EXCELLENT description.

ATI says curly hair brings out a woman’s natural beauty. That’s why most of them have perms.

You are a terrible person.

Especially with a 5.40 ERA, which means he’s not getting totally blown up every time he takes the mound.