Adam Carolla’s podcast network.

Scrub the fucking toilet, moron.

CHEATERS. Don’t cheat, don’t worry about a sting.

He’s not breaking any laws or hurting people, so maybe lay off.

Yes, that’s exactly what they are.

#notallfratbros

The woman in the story sounded like she could have used rescuing from someone.

Odds are low someone will actually fight. Turn ONE friend against the alpha and he’ll need to at least retreat to lick his wounds.

What’s the appeal of swimming naked with other dudes if you’re heterosexual? Not that I’m against it, but having a lady there wouldn’t affect me wanting to skinny dip.

Well, they called him “The Hammer” because his penis was big and hefty, like a tool made for pounding other things into things.

For the same reason basic bitches do.

Their actions/words affected hers, hers did not affect theirs.

Yeah FUCK HAPPY SINGING PEOPLE!

Feels like a few stories woven together.

Of course everyone but Tom Brady is expendable here. He’s Tom Brady, they’re not.

Um, in Southern white person talk, “Southern lifestyle” means slavery.

Well, they DID go to war over their “state right” to continue using slaves. We can blame at least a little bit of our racism problems on them.

Charm, niceties, blah blah blah.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to text this sort of shit? They KNEW it was wrong!

Would I rather them think I check their texts but actually don’t or check their texts but make sure they don’t know?