Well, they DID go to war over their “state right” to continue using slaves. We can blame at least a little bit of our racism problems on them.

Charm, niceties, blah blah blah.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to text this sort of shit? They KNEW it was wrong!

Would I rather them think I check their texts but actually don’t or check their texts but make sure they don’t know?

Which isn’t chocolate at all.

Yeah, let’s punish those who speak out against the government by taking away their food money!

Coulda just gone live on the West Coast.

He’s a coward.

We should be adult enough to accept we’re making a man rich because he fights men and practices on women?

Still a coward, even if he could beat up all of us.

Really?

Extra tickets that someone else paid for that make me feel bad if they go to waste.

The last Batman. Dark Knight Rises? Have only watched it once it made so, so little sense.

Explain to me what you mean by “compelling storyline” as it relates to people reading names off of cards.

Whitlock seems evil. Easterbrook is misguided, but not evil.

I ate that stuff as a kid, because my mom wouldn’t pack cookies in my lunch unless they were homemade.

Kids will if that’s what parents are feeding them at home.

For real though...I’ve never heard of Ryan Adams until right now.

Well, that’s not the same thing. Definitely think it was an insensitive tweet, but rape joke feels like you’re trying too hard.

There are people who still think it’s a rape joke, regardless of the emoji.