Also, I’m not the kind of asshole who brings a nursing baby to a baseball game.

Huh? I had a buddy who dated a former student after she graduated (she was of age, he was five years older), but was fired because she had been in his class a few years prior.

Good no call. Borderline, but calling it for Harden bails him out.

Heroes make their own choices.

Not sure where I said women shouldn’t be allowed to nurse in public, I instead suggested a cool, new nursing room may be way better.

Do drones have feelings?

Yes! Children are our future, mothers/fathers should be commended for doing the very thing we were born to do (on a basic level), and we should burn down every nursing room to make sure everyone knows exactly who these fine people are.

WHAT WERE YOUR NUTS WEARING, THOUGH? Probably your fault they weren’t in a cup.

HOT TAKE: DEADSPIN’S SILENCE CONDONES MUSLIM BRUTALITY

Every mother is a feminist. Every feminist is a hero. Ergo, every mother is a hero.

Nurse your baby at a baseball game. Never mind the new, comfy nursing room. Good luck fitting all the stuff seemingly required to care for a baby in just your seat.

Siiiiiiiiigh. Okay, fine, nurse your baby wherever you want. You’re a hero and a martyr, I apologize for mentioning anything.

Yes it’s a rare problem, but also a completely avoidable one. I don’t even food that requires cutlery at baseball stadiums for the same reason.

Buy two seats, problem solved.

I suppose that is a way to be respectfully sexist, but it’s still wrong.

As did I, at first. The headline writer is obviously not a baseball fan.

Pretty sure #28 is obvious to everyone.

Also, it’s cool if I told an ultra-orthodox Jewish dude that I didn’t want to sit next to him, lest I be tempted to beat his ass for being an ass, right?

Respectful? How do you respectfully say “Um, my outdated and sexist religious notions won’t allow me to be a functioning member of society, please make the proper arrangements to have other people accommodate my wishes”?

How in the FUCK is this okay? If you don’t want to live by society’s pretty simple rules, go live in a goddamn cave.