Thousands of drunk people, packed tightly together, waving around sticks won’t be an issue?

Meh, it's a dumb pun and ball don't lie is a pretty well-used basketball term.

You didn't stand up to a jerk berating a handicapped person because you were worried you might get your credentials pulled?

Those people are stupid.

Year in jail, minimum. Way worse than a bomb threat.

He needs to buy better pants.

You have guns because you're scared of what could happen.

Yuuuuuuup.

She has terrible taste in men if she's not getting oral the way she likes. Maybe that's part the issue?

So you're saying women tend to make the majority of home-related purchases, whether they're buying a home on their own or with a spouse?

Well, women ARE usually the decision makers when it comes to buying just about everything home and family related.

HUH?

Because consumers won't buy "fashions" they might see on the less fortunate.

This is fairly standard for any clothing retailer. Why are we so shocked?

Wait, so it's possible to abort an abortion?

That's it, right there. Physical altercations cross lines that can never be unbroken.

Well, most people don't like it, so tough shit.

Pitching rotation seems fairly arbitrary the first month of the season, anyway.

Who gives a shit about the pitching order during the first month of the season?

Southwest has at least tried to deny scantily clad dressed passengers to fly on their planes.