If you mean MacBook, say MacBook. If you mean MacBook Air or Pro, then say that. Three different laptops, man.

Thousands of drunk people, packed tightly together, waving around sticks won’t be an issue?

My Macbook Air has both Thunderbolt and USB ports.

Sigh. You know the C part plugs into the device, right?

Meh, it's a dumb pun and ball don't lie is a pretty well-used basketball term.

I'm not saying we should be offing drunk people, but if someone gets so drunk that they fall in front of a train, isn't that just natural selection at work?

You didn't stand up to a jerk berating a handicapped person because you were worried you might get your credentials pulled?

Those people are stupid.

Year in jail, minimum. Way worse than a bomb threat.

Great, I also drive a lot and have never been in an accident, should I assume it will never happen?

He needs to buy better pants.

You have guns because you're scared of what could happen.

Yuuuuuuup.

She has terrible taste in men if she's not getting oral the way she likes. Maybe that's part the issue?

So you're saying women tend to make the majority of home-related purchases, whether they're buying a home on their own or with a spouse?

Well, women ARE usually the decision makers when it comes to buying just about everything home and family related.

HUH?

Because consumers won't buy "fashions" they might see on the less fortunate.

This is fairly standard for any clothing retailer. Why are we so shocked?

Wait, so it's possible to abort an abortion?