Three exclamation points, or question marks, in a row are almost never acceptable.

Yikes, that IS super close. I remember playing in a gym with a wall closer than normal to the court, we all kept bouncing off it after hard drives.

So a few people are slightly allergic to some non-life-threatening things?

Jimbo and his family does, this article has nothing to do with the players.

I only post video of video of myself doing stupid things in public, not anyone else.

It's still not a ridiculous thing to ask someone.

I think "he has two broken arms" is a pretty good response to the little girl's question.

I KNOW.

Yeah, this seems a completely reasonable request at official events. No sarcasm.

Why? Jimbo and the school probably get paid a shit ton of money by Nike and get tons of free shit from them. Doesn't seem too much to ask everyone associated with the program to wear Nike apparel while at a game.

He weighed that much?

Will never understand why anyone thinks this is a fantastic thing to do. Sneaking into an actual game? Sure. But just the stadium?

The catcher standing in front of the plate, with the ball, didn't prevent the runner from scoring. Dude was out anyway. This seems an easy judgment call.

What's the point of creating fake accounts to do this?

It didn't look like she was trying much.

Yeah, that's a lame excuse while sitting in the stands of a baseball game.

Nothing wrong with just hiring a stripper. Both sides know what's expected, everyone wins.

Except that's ad revenue that could be put toward something else, like paying their employees they currently classify as "student-athletes".

But paying players is bad how?

You're yelling at the wind.