Stephen A. Smith: "But did you see what color shirt that guy was wearing? He should apologize for the provocation."

Yeah, we changed our kale twice weekly, and always washed it (well, rinsed and drained) every evening. Three months? Christ.

Yeah, whenever I see movies, the FIRST thing I want is REALISM!

Wait, Lucy proves that ladies like movies?

There's a difference between laying your phone on your bed and sleeping with it under your pillow.

I've never not carried a phone in my pocket. Why would I carry it around in my hand?

Shut up.

Yep, he makes my day worse.

Dude, no. Simmons, Cowherd, then Smith.

Ain't nobody like The Kid.

You're telling me that the people reading gizmodo in the middle of the day are in "need"?

What dream am I living? I don't understand how my life is any different than most people's, except I've chosen to lead a life that is less dependent on consumerism and a race to the bottom.

How does the real world work? Please enlighten me.

I'm betting most of the people reading gizmodo in the middle of the day are likely either living beyond their means or unwilling to learn skills that will allow them to earn money without a regular job.

Did you really just type LOL? Now I KNOW you're a fucking idiot. Goodbye.

What bubble? I don't have a full-time job right now and haven't had one since I was laid off five years ago. I've never been on public assistance and I'm no more in debt than the average person.

Now you're not even responding to me, kettle.

Why do you give a shit what a bunch of anonymous commenters think about a conversation you just had? What are they going to do, judge me to death? Not give me stars? Who cares?

So your plan to combat that is to bitch about it online and condemn anyone that wants to try a different way?

Explain, please.