Nope, we hate Cardinal fans, too.

Sure, but it wasn't until he told Jobu to fuck off that he hit a breaking ball for a home run.

Would have loved a cameo, just like what's his name did in the newer Hulks.

Yeah, me too. I assumed all were lost. Wow.

WTF?

I thought about making a list like this (once) for my wife and I, until I realized that 99.9% of the "No's" would be: "both of us were super tired and then we fell asleep".

You're not in the game. Mitts are for kids pretending or actual baseball players. Do you take gloves or face masks to hockey games?

Unreasonable is an adult, not playing, bringing a glove to a baseball game.
I also frown on socks with sandals, too-tight shirts, and white socks/running shoes with khakis.

Selfish, childish adults, sure.

Yeah, I'm pretty shocked.

Yeah, wut?

Doritos Loaded, like Locos Tacos, seem like something everyone should have to try, at least once.

Right there with you. Not that I'm sad about it, but it's sorta disappointing.

YEP! Was taught that for intramurals. "You" makes it personal, anything else is just venting.

I used to drink that before bed until I realized I was LITERALLY drinking flavored water.

Not if you get it straight from the dairy. Delicious. And yes, I live in a real city and everything.

Sometimes a touch of sugar can help coffee, but rarely. Totally agree on the coconut milk.

Hemp "milk" is okay, right?

Because that's something children do.

Baseball is a kid's game, played by adults for the entertainment of others.