I used to drink that before bed until I realized I was LITERALLY drinking flavored water.

Not if you get it straight from the dairy. Delicious. And yes, I live in a real city and everything.

Sometimes a touch of sugar can help coffee, but rarely. Totally agree on the coconut milk.

Hemp "milk" is okay, right?

Because that's something children do.

Baseball is a kid's game, played by adults for the entertainment of others.

I like seeing famous people fail, because it reminds me they're human.
Now, I don't like that they FAIL, but if they do, it's usually an entertaining story.

You could always, ya know, not stick out your bare hand. And bringing a glove IS childish.

No one is stopping you, buddy.

Oh, I'm not going to demand that adults not be allowed to bring mitts to games, I'm just going to ridicule the shit out of you for doing it.

Mitts were made for baseball players, not for fans. Also, why not let a kid catch the ball with his/her glove?

Why?

White socks and khakis? AND running shoes that have never been run in? Ugh.

Because he's a grown man? Are you serious with this?

That's really sad, man.

This wasn't an official game and in no way compares to the sack record incident. The damn ASG is supposed to be an exhibition of the game's best players.

No grown man should ever take a mitt to a baseball game. If you can legally drive, unless you need to protect your kids, leave the mitt at home.

Whoa there, my mom had a gun pile once.

This really is magnificent.

It pays SOME taxes.
But your point is still valid.