No, because the first openly gay player in the NFL is a pretty big deal for society as a whole.

So what? Don't be an asshole.

Maybe don't give these kind of people attention they're desperately craving?

Just take my money now.

How are you able to charge money for a publicly-owned piece of property?

How long have you been waiting to use that?

Why be a dick?

I did this too, and I still wear them for training. Every person I've seen injured transitioned way, way, way too fast.

Good god, enough of the Vibram hate. We get it.

Yeah, um, that's not going to end sexual assaults.

First, I'm not sure what you mean by amateur and professional coaches. Both are paid to win.

You used a word in a story that you didn't know the definition of? Good fucking christ.

And you're against that because...

No, it tipped the cup back. Guy had the angle wrong.

Dude with the beer was never going to catch it. Way off, man.

No, it does not violate the 1st Amendment. Go read it again.

The only thing shameful about drinking cider is admitting that you drink brands like Angry Orchard.

Yes, the Force is all around us.

Using bathrooms is a lack of respect?

Trick question, because EVERY moment of Zoolander is the best.