Dude with the beer was never going to catch it. Way off, man.

No, it does not violate the 1st Amendment. Go read it again.

The only thing shameful about drinking cider is admitting that you drink brands like Angry Orchard.

Yes, the Force is all around us.

Using bathrooms is a lack of respect?

Trick question, because EVERY moment of Zoolander is the best.

I miss Shaq. No way he would have been blocked on an alley-lop like that.

They don't, but police don't usually make arrests unless there's an imminent danger or they have enough evidence to convict.

No evidence, unfortunately.

Like Donald Sterling has a reflection.

It's something. They did wear stuff during the game, but the NBA won't allow them to play without wearing proper uniforms.

Clicks make money.

Are they really on the same level?

To the people that paid for and invited all the guests, yes, it's an awful thing to do.

Yeah, I know. But damn.

How about you just pay the fucking money like everyone else and not take advantage of the hard work of other people?

You do know that RIP means Rest In Peace, right?

Juuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed.

Huh? It was a blowout.

I did that at the DBacks spring training game once, they saw and gave me free tickets to a regular season game. Everyone won!