Events like this cost money. Someone has to pay.

Too soon.

Charity involvement allows for easier access to alcohol vendors and simpler bookkeeping.

How is an athlete's job different than yours?

Different mothers?

You can fucking not. Show me. You have a video camera.

Not sure he was set before the offensive player took off.

dafuq is wrong with you?

Let's fucking hope so.

Fuck that. No excuse makes copy catting a violent terrorist attack okay.

Yeah, has been for a while. Go ahead, make the joke.

10x better.

Nothing like bringing down a girl's self confidence so that she'll say yes to something, am i rite?

The slap on the layup, not the spin.

One of the most annoying moves ever.

It's cheaper than a doctor's appt or suffering from back issues. $500 IS a low cost option, compared to what it normally costs. Value, not price.

Yes, yes he is.

Sure, but hopefully he didn't blow all that money, and is now playing because he digs it.

You mean by reporting her to the authorities and not going after her themselves?

The tendon on the back of your foot that's often sore?