Part of completing the puzzle is saying the word.

Serves him right. Read more in school, buddy. How the hell do you make it to college without knowing achilles?

Most of these tweets require a translator.

Honestly, is anyone surprised that Hawk is an ass?

Who let her on a golf course dressed like that? Don't care if she's Beyonce, get some golf clothes.

Lame.

Yeah, no shit. Good call there.

Seems like the correct interpretation of the rule. Why are we upset?

You honestly don't know?

Yep, went on one Spring Break trip. Left after spending $300 in three days. Would have rather worked at IKEA for nine days straight.

We're sure this isn't The Onion? Maybe sponsored content?

Also, any tips Fox News has on getting drugs on a plane or over the border would be appreciated for everyone trying to bring the good drugs with them.

We need to talk about what "a few seconds" means.

"Tie goes to the runner" is a myth. No umpire would ever call it that way.

"What's a Pussy Riot, mommy?"
"It's the name of a Russian female rock group. Pussy is a vulgar term for vagina, and the group calls themselves that name to try and get a rise out of people. It's not a word that we should use."

But I'm not a parent, so wtf do I know.

You have a lot of kids watching the news at any time during the day?

One side says: "We don't think you should do Y, because we do X and believe Y to be wrong."

Go up with two hands and an attempted block won't be a problem.

It's as if they're in it for the money or something. How dare they.

YES. I don't care if Bonds was drinking Superman's blood, he hit 762 home runs. They counted. Games were won.

Their lives are mostly empty, college or not. Just because they're not oppressed, poor and slightly more educated doesn't mean their lives aren't worth shit.