Even Darren Sproles has four inches and 70 lbs on her.

As tiny as Sproles is, he's still four inches taller and 60 lbs heavier.

5'2", 130lb?

It's never too soon.

Oh, is that what he has? Had no idea. Suuucks.

So, so wish Guti could get completely healthy.

How is someone who murdered 77 people going to rehabilitated? This isn't exactly a crime of passion, convenience or opportunity. He didn't make one mistake or two, didn't do it so he could get money, he repeatedly and maliciously shot people as they ran.

Portlandia is over, man. Was a great show, will be remembered fondly.

Oh, they make leggings with strategically-placed holes.

He killed 77 people. 77. SEVENTY SEVEN. That's not an accident.

Hahahahaha...that was a joke, right?

YES.

WHAT?!

If you don't like the Lego Movie, you're evil. There's no other way to explain it.

Then they need to get ready. There is no excuse for this kind of discrimination, nor was there ever.

Well, there's a difference between a professional and mostly-amateur player, yes.

Garnett and his opponents are on the same level. Bystanders are not.

It is a big deal. People ask. The public shouldn't WANT to know, but they do.

Good for Marcus Smart. Fans shouldn't be allowed to be assholes.

All the runners who actually live in Portland either wear spikes to run on ice or steer clear of it, by the way.