These are great. Like, best sex-related commercials ever.

Psh, white men don't frequent strip clubs.

Didn't he say, in one of his songs, he used to think one way and now he thinks another? So he grew a bit in five years. Doesn't seem implausible.

No, but he'd be a helluva tight end.

Who cares what the majority of people think regarding what people should be able to do with their own bodies?

Can we please translate "she's always been a fast driver" to what it always should be, like: "she's always been a POOR driver"?

Like fly somewhere and stay in a nice hotel?

Bitch is the correct term for a female dog.

Okay, that's pretty funny.

Were you drugged unknowingly? That would suck and is in no way an acceptable thing.

Holy crap, we're not done talking about this yet?

Repeating your insult/joke doesn't make it funnier.

Who goes to the hospital because they're a little high?

It's my dog, dipshit.

Those are fun to use on short hoops. Like a 9'? Maybe an 8.5' if you're feeling weak?

Yes, there is certainly that point.

Seriously?

Thanks so much for the advice.

Thankfully, I don't work in a corporate, "professional" setting.

I've always been impressed at how she handled that.