Who cares what the majority of people think regarding what people should be able to do with their own bodies?

Can we please translate "she's always been a fast driver" to what it always should be, like: "she's always been a POOR driver"?

Like fly somewhere and stay in a nice hotel?

Bitch is the correct term for a female dog.

Okay, that's pretty funny.

Were you drugged unknowingly? That would suck and is in no way an acceptable thing.

Holy crap, we're not done talking about this yet?

Repeating your insult/joke doesn't make it funnier.

Who goes to the hospital because they're a little high?

It's my dog, dipshit.

Those are fun to use on short hoops. Like a 9'? Maybe an 8.5' if you're feeling weak?

Yes, there is certainly that point.

Seriously?

Thanks so much for the advice.

Thankfully, I don't work in a corporate, "professional" setting.

I've always been impressed at how she handled that.

Apparently it's not. Guys/girls always seemed the same to me, but I could be wrong.

Most psychiatrists are way helpful.

That's just lazy pie.

Whoa there. Cake is only lesser than pie.