Then shut up and go do it.

Suuuuuuuure you're going to run a 2:50 marathon.

Why are so many football fans such vocal advocates against calls like this? Isn't football a more exciting game when the stars stay on the field, uninjured?

Oh good god. You suck at this.

I doubt he FELL intentionally, but he sure was a jackass for sliding on the rail.

No actual athlete would say the things you do.

I play basketball, baseball, tennis, and sometimes football.

Know what's worse? People who complain about them.

It's common practice to protect your nut sack at all times.

How much money does someone have to make before they hire someone to drive them around at night?

Racism is taught. Whether you learn it from TV, the internet, friends, or family, we don't automatically hate people who are different without being told we should.

Eh, an overwhelming majority of men don't condone rape.

White collar version of Git 'Er Done.

No grown woman should be wearing a romper. Ugh.

I know this, but you can't apparently teach everyone how stupid it is to do.

Took me a few seconds to figure out who he was. I KNOW I know that guy...

If he was joking, where's the funny part? You know, the line that makes people laugh? Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

He's a temperamental wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys who had a rough childhood.

Don't be a dick.

Who gives a shit? If some idiot taxpayers want to waste their own money, have them go ahead and do so.