Huh. Anyway, good work on the article.

Do you go into other luxury-ish stores to bitch about their products and then act surprised when the employees aren't eager to help you solve a problem that a) likely wasn't their fault, b) often out of their control, and c) almost always the result of user error?

Here's another secret: if you're dicks to retail employees, they will move far slower to help you.

I worked as a Mac Specialist for three years in AZ. Do Geniuses really have to commit 2+ years to Apple to qualify for the training?

Well, did you make an appointment?

No sh*t. That's pretty damn fast.

omg how did you just take an iphone picture WHILE AN IPHONE?!

So it's the phone some of us have now, but it's cheaper and in a new case.

Duh. That's pretty fricking dangerous for a kid. Even in pads.

Wearing too little shoes doesn't cause fractures in your feet, poor form and lack of training causes fractures in your feet.

Ever played football?

No shit. Now we'll have stories about how video games are going to force us all to become violent...

Lambo may have been going over the limit, but how in the hell did the driver not see it approaching? Turned right into the damn thing.

Riiiiiight. How normal spouses would have an idea how to do this? You're describing a situation that only happens in movies.

Did someone orgasm here?

Sprawl and smog.

What does Scottsdale have to do with downtown Phoenix? And the Trump Tower wasn't in downtown Phoenix, either.

Yikes. This did NOT happen at the Apple Store I worked at from 2003-2007 at the Biltmore in Phoenix.

I really dig them. Having previously been a Vibram/Luna Sandals guy, my quest to find a "normal" pair of running shoes ended when Skora finally released their models.