I bought it while it was on sale on Steam last weekend. I haven't played it yet, but I'm proud to say I acquired it fair and square.

I love this comment. Do what makes you happy. Words to live by. (As long as whatever that is doesn't harm others, have at it.)

No, that was your mom.

Wow. You must be dead inside.

Hahaahaha... Too slow.

Riiiight. Because if YOU don't like them, no one should, right? Buzz off. I love the Terminator movies and I'm thrilled for this news.

I thought this was going to be about a nun. One that skirted her crappy religion for some crazy sex stuff. I didn't realize being black made you a "sister." Seems a little presumptuous. Don't get me wrong, I think it's presumptuous when the nuns do it too, but at least they're interesting.

Take the story out of my RPG? What the heck is wrong with this guy? That's like taking the stages out of a shooter (Just walk down this plain white corridor and shoot at the bad guys, don't need scenery, right?) or taking the court out of a basketball game (you just need a ball and a hoop, right?). It's stupid. Most…

You're obviously going to take a lot of flak on here, so I commend you for having the bravery to post such an honest article here on Kotaku. I understand a little of what you talk about here and I really like your "litmus test" comparison. When my wife and I were first getting really serious, we chatted about our…

I'd play $4.99 to play this on my PC. I HATE playing games on my iPhone. The screen is so tiny and I feel like I'm bent over like a hunchback. I have a 27" monitor, let me enjoy it!

Call me desensitized, but that was booooring.

It's helium. Who gives a crap?

I had a friend back in school that would literally jump out of his seat nearly every time the toasty guy showed up. I remember when we wanted to unlock... er, Reptile I think? And it had something to do with the Toasty guy and he wouldn't do it. He made me because he couldn't take the jolt every time.

I LOVED that game. It gave me something to do at work while I was... you know... not working.

Amen.

NOTHING EVER justifies the beating of a child. NOTHING. EVER. Do you understand me you stupid fucking idiot? NOTHING!

I second this one. Bring on the character creation options. The more the better. And varying missions based on race perhaps?

Because Link is a fictional character that means something to people. What that something is can certainly change. If Link needs to stand for a little lady empowerment, let him(her).