I'll just leave this Ubisoft quote here...

Adults always ruining it for the kids..

I originally thought that Craig Kilborn was the Daily Show...

Actually John Oliver proved that he could serve as an excellent replacement surprisingly. However he has a similar show on HBO.

As impressive as the obvious Russian corruption is, I think it's worth noting how ridiculously corrupt and twisted spending on the Olympics is even before the Russian kleptocracy gets involved.

12 BILLION dollars to host a sporting event. That is fucking ridiculous. It cost 450 million to launch a space shuttle. The…

Dear Gabe,

I've never understood the appeal of Twitter. When I first heard about it, I was instantly reminded of Larry King. Remember how, years ago, Larry used to have a column in USA Today? Containing those aimless musings of his? When I heard of Twitter, I instantly thought of that. Legions of human beings, online, typing out…

Wish they would sell off Team Ico. Maybe then we'd finally get The Last Guardian.

For breaking news we tend to publish the story then write through.

Painting all Men who fight for their own equal rights with the same brush stroke is the same as painting all feminists as nazis who hate men.

I mean, how often do you really pay attention to a man's shoes?

Uh, Plunkett, they did. And it's [going to be] a damn fine one, if you ask me.

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

"It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true."

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

oh here you go

That is probably the best and classiest response I couldn't imagine from someone with the tag "VagEnthusiast".

Honestly, we do not deserve the nomination.

In the "kicking them while they're down" AND the "a year late" categories...