@Predacons_Terrorize: When I think of Johannesburg, I think of District 9.

@sahilm: Sometimes I'll change it to a completely different comment, but I didn't feel like taking time to think of something.

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It's not as bad as Sony's $1500 one.

@buckleyneko: *cough* Internet Explorer on Vista *cough*

Yahoo TVs? What's all this?

@MrHaroHaro: Why thank you, kind sir, for saving me the time!

Isn't there literally thousands of better physics flash games available online?

@Celery: Don't they have that one service now where they submerge any device in this very thin non-conductive resin, and a thing layer coats all the electronics, preventing water from short-circuiting anything. From what I remember, they tested a walkie-talkie in it, and the only damage was that the charging…

The tech coordiantor at my church spilt coffee on our $6000 digital sound board last week. I'm just glad it wasn't me. We had to get a new analog one for $2000.

FunFact: Woz gets a paycheck from Apple.

@Cupcakes of Doom: That guy reminds me of grabbin' peelz guy.

@Platypus Man: It's actually a new account, I figured out. My old Gizmodo-banned one has a star.

I have one of those bands literally sitting in my junk drawer.

@Platypus Man: I'm not approved here? I used to have a star.

He primarily uses his middle finger to use his touchscreen *tries it* eh, I guess...

Why didn't the inventor of the first computer put a Core i7 processor into it?

That guy looks really concerned.

My ISP's DNS does this thing where when you type in an invalid URL, it redirects you to this Yahoo search page, that the ISP makes money off of. When I'm paying $75/month for internet, I don't want to be bombarded with advertisements. I tried OpenDNS a while back, and I remember it doing something similar. I haven't…

Why isn't there any snow on the building there?