@Scotland: Ha ha ha, no.

@Rybones2112: "With 500 days of sunshine..."

My old top-loader would fill with water, but wouldn't spin when the door was open. But my new front-loader locks itself before the cycle starts.

@JACrazy: I don't think that'd be in good taste.

Why you ask?

Dear John Pistole,

@RaindropBebop: It took me a minute, but that's hilarious.

You sound exactly like Jim from The Office.

@tomsomething: Yeah, that's the only one I was confused on.

@countjackula: What did you say?

Thanks, a very useful post!

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: Don't be hatin'. If you don't like it, use this.

What's up with that image? Did someone photoshop an iPad screenshot onto an iPhone?

@The Squalor and the Fury: I did use my hypen correctly. I put it there on purpose.

@PenitentPenguin: If you're a developer, you're not really limited, and any good emulator has been approved.

@PenitentPenguin: What's the point of jailbreaking anymore?

@The Squalor and the Fury: Why? It is overpriced, why should those little ass-countries get faster internet then we do?

@Battle Wagon: Well that sucks.

@VoiceOfWisdom: [gizmodo.com]

@MrFluffyThing: [textozor.com]