@echo off: I get 300 Mb/s down at school.

"I remember when Henry Ford said..."

@BombrMan: It's one of those jobs I'd like to do for a day or two, but no longer than that.

@BeHappy: This is literally the second funniest thing I've seen all month!

That's some freaky deaky shit!

"Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this."

@skywalker24: How so?

So she doesn't drink it, just digests it. That's not really that weird, it's not like she's drinking it or anything.

@Reverend Green: I tried the nightly build of chromium, and it wasn't there.

@Dancing Milkcarton: I found out about the chromac extention, and now I think I've fully switched over to chrome.

@Dancing Milkcarton: I didn't read that part about "instant baked in for windows users" so I went ahead and downloaded it, and there's no instant. I is sad...

The problem with instant, is that I always use the search bar in the browser.

@dandelionbrowne: This comment is the 3 millionth comment on Gizmodo. Congratulations.

@gtaz19: Next time you post something really long, say "really long comment in replies" then reply to your comment with a really long reply.

@spalek83: There's a rope on it, look in the water when she tries to run.

@mtfmuffins: If you fill them with lighter-than-air non-combustable (LTANC) gasses, that makes them better than aeroplanes.

Big of a deal: this is not one.

Awesome!

"...the iPhone 4 has a weak color gamut and viewing angles..."

@Nintendo Tim: RFID