“I didn’t do it. Jay didn’t do it. Jane [Raskin] didn’t do it. Marty [Raskin] didn’t do it. Pat [Robertson] didn’t do it. We didn’t do it.”

Giuliani says “our recollection keeps changing”

Counterpoint: it is not the “most stressful” job in the world, in America, or likely even on the block where they live. If they are stressed they are not doing it right. This takes only a google search to disprove.

Why does he always stand there like a big dummy? He looks like he’s wearing a Trump mask in that picture. And why is it that in any picture where he doesn’t have that I-shit-myself-and-you’re-gonna-clean-it smile does it look like he’s forcing a dry turd out of his burger hole?

Given all of all of this, why is Trump so happy?

oh cut it out...

...and the remaining doors seem to be cut-down rear doors.

Not sure where to focus on in this story/stream of consciousness recall, but have a star.

Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.

It should be called...wait for it...

TL;DR: It means the banks are going to gamble with your money until it all collapses again, and then the ruling class is going to steal more of your property, force your wages further down, and raise your rents and every other expense.

If there’s one thing I know, its that regulations made in direct response to a major national catastrophe should be repealed immediately. Banks should be allowed to make complicated deals that no one understands, night clubs don’t need fire exits, and everyone knows that the only way to secure our airplanes is if…

I can already hear the takes from the pundits of “Who could have known?” after the next bubble and crash.

On the topic of weird, period-correct wheels from factory tuners, my buddy recently picked up a set of Kelleners K Sport 18s (Dual Ks) for his E36 M3. They’re wild.

These Are The Most Outrageous Wheels, Goodbye

If you stop in front of a car you can be shot very easily.

Given all the cops in the video are unibody vehicles - it doesn’t take much to permenantly wreck the vehicle.

They don’t take that kind of approach in Texas (0:12).

You say “no reason”. I say “internet fame is all we have left”.

How fucking hard is it for a cop to park in front of him. They just keep following like ducks