“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

““Maybe you should get hit by a car, you piece of shit,” someone responds”

I’m pretty sure you can be both. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but cleaning up can be super gross

Honestly, “no one knows who you are” is about the best insult I can imagine levying at a narcissistic individual.

Twice in my life, I’ve had someone hit me with a line I thought only cropped up in shitty television and films: “Do you know who I am?” as a means of saying, “I am important, and therefore you should give…

The blocked-number was his father. Everyone knows this. Anyone claiming otherwise is being disingenuous, including Jr.

This, but the opposite

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

Yanny.

$10 million? That’s like 6 months of Scott Pruitt’s travel budget.

I have no idea what’s going on here.

Democrats: if you can’t figure out a way to make hay out of this, you’ve lost the battle and the war and all the wars to come.

Waitaminutte..what happened to “America First”? and saving American Jobs?

These people are purely attacking transgender women. I guarantee they have never considered trans men. This would put a transgender man like me, who looks as cis as they come, into a women’s prison. I am not the one that would be at risk in this scenario. I would be the one that would have access to female prisoners.…

“I, a natural-born woman with a completely normal level of empathy and no internalized misogyny, am perfectly comfortable with putting another woman in harms way, in a fucking mens prison where she will be humiliated and degraded every day and *actually* suffer injuries when she is forced to use the bathroom and…

You’d think a businessman would know this, but then again he has gone bankrupt a few times.

I just read that article and these paragraphs really jumped out at me:

America’s trading partners “need to pay more because they’re using socialist price controls, market access controls, to get unfair pricing,” said Mr. Azar

LOL, here’s what the WSJ thought of Trump’s drug plan:

Turbo or laissez faire capitalism is hot garbage. State Capitalism (the model used by Canada, most of Europe, and a number of other countries), is a combination of some state owned/controlled industries, a social safety net, and a regulatory system. The US has been moving towards Turbo capitalism since the 1980s and…

It really amuses me that guys like Langone fill their diapers over Sanders, who is roughly 1.2 degrees to the left of the democratic party. It’s incredible how easily shook these guys are.