CEO Jeff Bezos is personally worth $130 billion and makes $107 million a day.

Yep, just heard on a podcast yesterday that SIXTY TWO senate seats are from states that lean Republican. That means that Democrats have to fight and claw (which usually means they have to lean more conservative) just to avoid a supermajority in the Senate that could pass legislation that the majority of Americans…

let alone the senate, which allows for red states to be overly represented in the federal government. when red state wyoming voters have 29 times the representation in the senate as blue state California voters, it’s sorta hard to believe that victimization complex conservatives love to dip into.

Jesus fuck SHS is only 35?

I want a talk show to devote an entire episode to reading Trump speeches out loud. No commentary, just transcripts, looking straight at the camera, deadpan as hell, reciting the president.

They’ve already pivoted to blaming the ‘obstructionists’ in congress from getting more done.

Meghan has a college degree in art history so she needs to take a fucking seat. Also, she’s 33 but looks like she’s 60 and that’s a thing GOP women do. They dress and style their hair WAY older than their chronological age. See Sarah Huckleberry Sanders who is 35 and Kellyanne Conartist who is 51.

I would like to get this printed on laminated cards I can hand out at family gatherings. My one regret is that I have but one star to give

Hey, friendly reminder.

I’m beginning to think Meghan McCain is a bit of an asshole

What did Trump think about Jeff Sessions’ recusal from the Russia investigation?

We’ve seen this bit from Rubio before:

The front fell off.

None of the jokes were about her looks. Anyone who says they were is projecting.

Matt Schlapp attended a top tier university, has an advanced degree, has worked in and around government for decades, and still feels comfortable bitching about “the elites”. Sad!

“This woman has a husband. A husband. She didn’t deserve this! HE didn’t deserve this! You’ve ruined her ... for him.”

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

I hope this does for Michelle Wolf’s career what it did for Stephen Colbert’s.

This is why people on the right and left hate this shit.