tyber
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You are on the wroooooooong web site.

I’d also love a donk car. With something crazy like Metamucil livery. I’d drive around all middle-aged and white and rock that shit!

I know it’s cool to Jalops, but a big manual BMW just isn’t cool to like 98% of the population.

Volkswagen used to do that with the Passat. Soak up all the bad equity on a base passat because they were so stupid expensive....but what they don’t realize is how badly that car plummets in value (like the journey) and they’re left on the opposite end with even less equity because they rolled bad equity on to a car

So basically, “no i didn’t do that, no i didn’t do that no i didn’t do that, yes i did it but what’s the big deal.”

It’s not a simplistically binary-only choice. Stop drinking that Kool-Aid and passive-aggressively splitting the voters on the left.

It’s the conservative version of a man who breaks a plate he borrowed from his neighbor: I didn’t borrow your plate, it was broken when you gave it to me, and it wasn’t broken when I returned it.

The constant moving goalposts are just amazing. “No, he didn’t do that, that’s ridiculous!” “well of course he did that, he has every right to!”

I love how at first he’s like “ZOMG liberal LIES!!” and then he’s all “Okay sure, he wanted to fire the guy, no big deal.”

Who could possibly trust a magazine that posted a picture that Sean Hannity willingly posed for, looking like that, and that he later photoshopped for no reason at all?

“Also, we have sources now confirming that yeah, maybe Donald Trump wanted to fire the special counsel for conflict. Does he not have the right to raise those questions?” Hannity asked. “You know, we’ll deal with this tomorrow night.”

He’s showing up in all of these lists. Every single vote he has cast thus far has been in Trump’s favour.

Is it just me, or is Doug Jones showing up on a lot of these lists?

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

The best way to stop bad 15-year-olds with guns is good 15-year-olds with guns.

No kidding. they found footage he himself made on a gopro at a swimming pool and 37,000 images.

‘The state never proved that I was into child porn, but because of the child porn I was into, I’ve lost all credibility.’

And what’s with the “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” quote? Does scorned = molested by your fucking doctor? Because in that case, like, yeah, hell should hath no fury like a woman molested by her doctor.

“I just signed your death warrant.”