Is this the moment when it takes off the Mitsubishi mask to reveal it’s a shitty Chinese knock-off. . .Scooby Doo style?

I dunno, it more or less landed on it’s wheels.   Seems to me that Lincoln Mark 4 or 5 would be prime safety era for the scenario.

landed wheel-side up

Practice makes perfect.

No, it’s a shame.

I think that landing nearly flat on the suspension dissipated just enough energy to save this guy’s life. Any other landing would have probably killed him. 

In a timeline where everybody and their brother can sell crossovers in America, Mitsubishi manages to make a crossover that nobody wants.

I’m not sure if this is a parody or not.

That said, I’m still laughing. Mostly because they keep making the front ends of these things taller and angrier. As they do so they keep styling the headlights to be thinner and thinner, like squinted eyes beneath a deeply angled brow. But then their light projection is…

“conscious and breathing but in a lot of pain” is how I describe myself 30 seconds after waking up. I am not enjoying getting old.

In the first article, I said something similar. However, that a 40 year old woman shirking responsibility for deliberately putting something toxic on herself doesn’t elicit much sympathy. Neither does attempting to put culpability where it does not belong.

A lot of people who call themselves teachers are really classroom aides. Then again, I’ve worked with classroom aides who were brilliant and teachers who ...weren’t.

she needs to quit teaching.

Gorilla glue expands. IE into pores.

Yeah...this is just really dumb. Instead of exploring her legal options, she should use the money she has raised to get some counseling. And perhaps take a few critical thinking classes. Hopefully, this will be the stupidest thing she ever does in life. Hopefully.

From her tiktok that she made (which I think is also on her IG) she said she ran out of hair spray (a very sticky one from Got toB which is called “Glued Freezing Spray”, but hair spray nonetheless) so she decided to try the Gorilla Glue spray adhesive.

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

It reminds me of all the “DO NOT EAT” labels on detergent (not even pods, actual powder detergent) and the like. That would seem fairly obvious unless you are 6, but the labels being there clearly means some idiots  ate it.