Worse, he was clearly trying to get his picture taken like that. You don’t walk around in public with Justin fucking Bieber because you want privacy.

That header picture is what you see when you look up “Douche bag” in Merriam-Webster’s.

Right Wing Nut: [builds shitty “bomb”]

Don’t worry, he’ll move to Florida soon and blend into the scenery.

A husky sitting calmly in a car.

Another tough moment when the ‘KILL ALL WHITS’ graffiti turned up. The director Whit Stillman said something like, ‘I always knew this day would come.’

Heck, MacGyver couldn't make a viable explosive with those components, let alone this chump. 

Fair ‘nuff, you’re a good dude and I trust you. As you were.

So Tundras can’t handle Tundra conditions? Whoda thunk.

I just want to take this moment to say that I visited my family recently and they have a real life Suzuki dealership in their town. It is the primary marque on their advertising, despite the fact that from what I can tell Suzuki has not sold a new car in the US since 2012. There were a lot of pickups on the lot, not…

I’d rather struggle to buy the honda civic than suffer a Mitsu Penalty Box Mirage.

Say you are shopping for a Mitsu Mirage CVT. My local Carmax has a 2020 Malibu LT with 38k miles.

And the alcoholism. And hair plugs.

If you can’t get qualified for a loan from your local bank or credit union, you have no business trying to get a loan of that size to start with. “Easy Credit” as a reason for Nissan and Mitsubishi to exist is irrelevant. Overextending yourself for the “new car smell” is just one of many poor financial decisions that…

Yep, I had a buddy in highschool with a much lower spec Galant, it was pretty cool too. WTF happened to Mitsubishi? It’s like the coolest 20 year-old became a 40 year-old with 3 kids with another on the way, a minivan, a barely affordable mortgage, a less than satisfying marriage, and grew a dad-bod. 

So...I guess you could get a cheap FWD crossover like the Eclipse Sport or a Nissan Kicks. Or you could just grab a Kia Niro, pocket the gas savings while you get 50mpg in your Jalopnik-Approved Stealth Wagon for the next two decades, and hate yourself 100% less.

Maybe it’s because I grew up overseas... but the one Mitsubishi I drooled over was this:

My how the mighty have fallen. I can still remember how much more I wanted a Lancer Evo over a WRX STI and drooled over (now stereotypical) modded Eclipses. The moment they turned the Eclipse into a boring crossover they were officially dead to me. 

Yes, and I blame Kinja for that.