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I became a major fan of Cole Escola after he was in Difficult People, and he’s amazing in At Home with Amy Sedaris. I want nothing but the best for him.

Three Good Dogs I Met

I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.

Why did Lifehacker switch from putting the subject in the heading to labeling everything as “This such-and-such”? In the ‘good old days’, the headline would’ve read SnoozeYouLose Gives You an Extra Incentive to Skip The Snooze Button. I liked it better that way.

“cuck beta leftists.” I swear to god, you could not sound more desperate to seem cool as right-wing edgelords do when they string these words together.

Yea, except a lot of people, me included, are far more productive with something on in the background that isn’t the 100 random conversations that can’t be tuned out in some idiotville open-office floor plan.

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

Well, I mean, every game studio should just shut down for the rest of the year. Because this is it.

...what’s a jawline?

As a guy with a beard I have to mention that facial hair is make-up for dudes and we should be more open about that. So let he willing to shave off his facial hair to reveal his actual jawline cast the first stone.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

100% chance this game is rubbish. 100% chance I’ll buy it if one person whispers that it’s not rubbish.

Harrison was the coolest Beatle by far; probably the most talented, too. Fight Me.

When in doubt, Hall and Oates. 

Echoes of Oil Man, too, from Rockman Powered Up. Seems like this is a lesson that needs to keep being learned. (Not to point fingers, as we in the US still haven’t learned the lessons of not killing, incarcerating, and disenfranchising people of color, on top of also engaging in shitty media representation of them, to

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the

Hey I want you to know that as someone who has almost no knowledge of Dragon Ball Z everything you just typed sounds totally inane.

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That’s some girly music for you, you asshole Bono.

There's a reason Jews make such good lawyers. We spend our entire lives figuring out how to re-interpret rules.

The lengths that some Orthodox Jews will go to circumvent their own rules never ceases to amaze me. (See also: eruv strings.)

If this guy lays $500 on bets like these, I'm not sure even a $375K payout would put him in the black for his career.