Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

Well, I mean, every game studio should just shut down for the rest of the year. Because this is it.

...what’s a jawline?

As a guy with a beard I have to mention that facial hair is make-up for dudes and we should be more open about that. So let he willing to shave off his facial hair to reveal his actual jawline cast the first stone.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

100% chance this game is rubbish. 100% chance I’ll buy it if one person whispers that it’s not rubbish.

Harrison was the coolest Beatle by far; probably the most talented, too. Fight Me.

When in doubt, Hall and Oates. 

Echoes of Oil Man, too, from Rockman Powered Up. Seems like this is a lesson that needs to keep being learned. (Not to point fingers, as we in the US still haven’t learned the lessons of not killing, incarcerating, and disenfranchising people of color, on top of also engaging in shitty media representation of them, to…

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

Hey I want you to know that as someone who has almost no knowledge of Dragon Ball Z everything you just typed sounds totally inane.

That’s some girly music for you, you asshole Bono.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Closing time is not the last possible minute you can order food, it’s the time you should shoot to be walking put the door. We, of course, understand some leeway is needed, but we have families and lives and sometimes other jobs to go to, too.

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

I love concept art. I always say the same thing in these articles but.. I just love it.

*Costume designer shows Harrison Ford concept art*

There's a reason Jews make such good lawyers. We spend our entire lives figuring out how to re-interpret rules.

The lengths that some Orthodox Jews will go to circumvent their own rules never ceases to amaze me. (See also: eruv strings.)

If this guy lays $500 on bets like these, I'm not sure even a $375K payout would put him in the black for his career.