It would be a little silly to have the ass-end of a Jaguar sticking out of the trunk. Feel free to disagree.

Don’t you dig many of your purchases [out of the ground] with a shovel?

Almost on topic - if Alanis King and David Tracy produced an offspring... the ideal first car for their progeny?

But he could use this to tow his rusty shitboxes home from whatever graveyard he finds them in. At some point, his friends with tow vehicles will find excuses not to dig his projects out of fields.

I imagine it wrnt like this:

You scored this truck for $3k? I really wanted an early-mid 2000's Tacoma to replace my 97 hardbody a couple of years ago. Even in the 8-10k range most of the Tacomas had rebuilt titles or were past 250k miles. Ended up getting a clean 04 Frontier with 90k. It’s been good, but MUCH harder to work on than yours.

Lawd have Merc-y

I’m old enough to have seen professional showroom stock car racing there. Also did my first track day there.

Fancy Kristen with a bad clutch in her F1, would just “throw it in the gutter and go buy another”.

What do they have against promoting your business?

Is Formula E financially viable at any of the venues?

Good Lord, look at those side skirts! It’s basically an E36 M3.

I think this was “sporty” enough looking that the buyers thought it would make them appear to have a soul.

As of last year, the driver has to control the clutch engagement. It’s a hand operated clutch, akin to a motorcycle.

How do you figure? That’s how you get too much wheelspin.

That looks like some sort of S&M device

You want to franchise these just to facilitate your own perverse pleasure of picking out shitboxes for the franchisees. Am I right?

Something something nightstick

I always felt the best drinking game would be having to pound a drink everytime Matchett says “Nth degree.” Except nobody would ever make it conscious to the end of a race.