The ones that really get me are the ones who spread their legs wide so they're straddling the entire escalator. And you can hear your transfer coming. And the "excuse me" doesn't work. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.

Except if this guy is an asshole at Olive Garden, he's probably an asshole at other places too. It's better if he thinks it could have been one of any people he was a dick to and act nicer in general, not just at one particular place.

No, of course I'm not kidding. I don't believe in using physical force to make a point. It's unnecessary and defeats the purpose of the lesson about the importance of treating people with respect.

I say marks awarded for trying to correct the behaviour. Marks deducted for the kids thinking it was okay in the first place by the time he's 13 that should really know better if he has good role models. And deductions for the shirt grabbing. Physically intimidating your kid (especially in public*) isn't really a…

I was standing right behind them and when I got to the counter the cashier and I exchanged a look like we had just seen an albino baby rhino, rare and beautiful.

My only beef with this story is they used 2 cartons for what was only a 12 egg job. Next time save the $1.89 and get yourself a beverage to go with those chips, Kayleigh Davis.

I like to leave a very fine line of toothpaste along their front windshield wipers. Then I put one dot on the drivers side at eye level. When they get in the car, they see the door and hit the wipers. This will smear toothpaste all over the windshield.

Yes it's really all so perfect isn't it? The storyteller was around for every moment that showed that the action had the intended effect and didn't cause any permanent damage but for the fatal flaw of the asshole in question! It's details like that which mean a story is totally real and not at all exaggerated!

I'm so with KD... someone I know, who definitely isn't me, did something similar to a SHITTY manager's house.

"go to college, so you too can afford to be rude to people who serve your food" yeah, that's not what higher education is for.

I got this a few times when I worked at a chain food shop. It mainly just amused me, because the city had two of the biggest universities in the country, and the area was near where a lot of the students lived. Obviously, all the staff there were either students or recent graduates. I always just wanted to be like "I…

BOLOGNA ON THE CAR TO BURN POLKA DOTS INTO THE PAINT

I don't condone the egging because it needed to be accompanied by a note saying "Fuck you, signed Olive Garden waitress." He has no idea what he's being punished for, so he will continue to go to the Olive Garden where he will practice his douchebaggery. perhaps at a more obnoxious volume now.

Nothing, in particular.

When I was in highschool, we not only covered a windshield and windows in vaseline, we then draped it with toilet paper.

That is not the solution. "Go to college, get some student loans and graduate with upwards of $20k in debt!" thanks so much for the suggestion!!!!

Why is every asshole's first friendly tip that we should all go to college?

I could say "I don't condone it," but that'd be a lie. That was a fantastic and hilarious story.

Why I give it leeway is that the story makes clear there was a car wash nearby. So there was ample opportunity to remove the yolk before it caused any significant paint damage.

I'm reluctant to condone an egging, but it seems justified in this case. My preferred method is coating the windshield with vaseline. It can't be driven until it's cleaned, but what a pain in the ass to try and get it removed. No lasting damage to the vehicle and the look on the cashier's face when you set down a…