I thought the AMG GT competed against the VW 911, not the Rabbit.

News anchors are always bewildered by the actions of cars

This is literally you right now. No one cares about your nostalgia especially when it starts with complaining about how unsafe this is and ends with bragging about driving an unsafe and possibly broken car fast because you have masterful skill and coordination.

Wow that customer's an ass, sorry.

Yes, winter storms are not named.

Her impression is a little off, but commendable.

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

Gonna have not one, but TWO of these bad boys!!!!

Not NEARLY as annoying as 'mascarpone' (MAS-car-POH-nay) being pronounced "Mars Capone" (Al's funky disco cousin).

And why do we butcher the Italian language while failing to adopt Italian butchery standards, I'd like to know.

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

Not surprised. Usually when I ask a girl what Ursine is, I get the same reaction.

Unfortunately for archery's future, Anderson can't look at a woman without quivering.

I see a Prius taxi.

This kind of screams "HACK JOB".

if it's all the same with everybody here, I'm going to hang back a year or two...

Your friendly Jalopnik commenter checking in. Nice Mulsanne in the beginning.

You're not entirely wrong, but you're almost there.

She sounds like she may have been homeless.

As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …