twotimeuse
twotimeuse
twotimeuse

I think they're classy, looks like those on the big Bentley's and RR's.

This is a great way to monetize dick pics.

So.... we can pay for noodz?

I got a Skype notification from a friend and quickly tabbed over and made some crude replies before realizing Skype doesn't auto-switch to the most recent conversation and I had inadvertently messaged my boss instead:

Maybe they're both named Tammy.

This was my third week at a new job. My wife and I were e-mailing about a couple we met in our neighborhood the night before. They were REALLY IN LOVE and were constantly involved with baby-talk and weird pet names (honey bunch, baby cakes, etc). My last response to my wife was "I wuv you, angel-tits!"

Agreed - but on the part about the opinion being unpopular.

You sound like such a bitch :)

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Ain't got no love for hoes, ditches, or any of those punk-ass diggas that wanna roll up.

I am a man, and I approve of this post. Anyone who has a problem with it or calls misandry or whatever clearly didn't read step 1. Seriously, if you're being assaulted, if you're being threatened or mugged or whatever, self-defense is totally reasonable.

84/12=7 :-)

I'll just leave this here:

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

I guess Afroduck,

Chris Harris, Jalopnik writer.

front end pics have already leaked!