As a person who has had CPS called on me by an abusive POS relative who I refused to allow my infant son to know (for obvious reasons) - go fuck yourself asshole. CPS isn't there for you to deal with a problematic living situation that happens to involve a child and a bitchy ex.

Witnesses interviewed include current students, alumni, and staff.

It should just be Jewbs. Jewoobs is stupid.

Samer, I think you're understating percussion's role in all of this.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

Thanks, Rainman.

Actor Vin Diesel attends the premiere of Marvel's 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' in Hollywood, California.

honestly, and this is not a joke, i fucking love god damn Vin god damn Diesel so much

#youreoutofyourmind

Column C not being re-sized to accommodate all of the text? Inexcusable.

Sounds like they have intimacy problems. I wonder how many times she actually VLOOKUPs at him when they are doing it.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

Agree. He even went so far as to chase down an NPR story that should have been about her, but made it about him. And he fucked around with her best friend AFTER she had a baby! Total narcissist.

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

It is wonderful that this article brought this practice to greater attention. Hopefully, mapmakers will stop including fictional countries such as Tajikistan in future entires.

<sits down, cracks knuckles>

SuChin is saying that the other girl's story - that she was the one who put Jada's clothes back on after cleaning her up - is plausible.