9th graders shouldn't know about bondage, but listening to Rihanna is obviously fine.

You can buy it at Trader Joe's.

The Cheetah was/is Chevy-powered, but it wasn't/isn't a Chevy model.

I'm embarrassed to drive my Prius sometimes. The wife wanted something that got good mileage and could fit our dog in the back and I wanted something fun. 2/3 ain't bad.

Which wheel?

The part of this story that throws me off is the pants. How the hell does he put them BACK on you? What kind of pants are these? Is he a wizard?

Looks like Joey V.

At least we can all sleep soundly knowing that if he does find someone who fits within his unbelievably narrow image of the perfect mate, they'll deserve the fuck out of each other.

Biased...and quite cynical! What you're implying amounts to serious intellectual dishonesty.

Don't be sad...justhereforbrunch is very clearly just trolling. Just because someone on the internet claims to be a licensed professional does not make it true.

You don't have to see the allure—not everyone does. With that said, I've been all over the world and I still enjoy it. It's a bastion of excess, greed, immorality, and degeneracy, and it's entirely unique.

This is a pretty significant detail if true, since her motivations would be much more difficult to question if she made the accusation before Temkin became successful.

Lake Flaccid

I was stuck in traffic on the way to Vegas last Friday and in 2 hours I saw about 30 cars pass on the shoulder. I was really hoping one of them would pull a move like this so we could all point and laugh.

False. Kerry Washington is incapable of looking anything but perfect.

Virgil the wrestler has a crew.

Pit bull puppy.

Intel does the same thing with blue badges (Intel employees) and green badges (contractors). I think that's fairly universal.

Not to be weird or anything, but look at his legs! I'm a fairly fit rider and he looks like he could kick my ass.

My wife and I share a Prius. The worst part about driving it is that everyone assumes I'm a smug asshole, when really my wife just wanted something that gets decent mileage and has room for the dog.