Don't be sad...justhereforbrunch is very clearly just trolling. Just because someone on the internet claims to be a licensed professional does not make it true.

You don't have to see the allure—not everyone does. With that said, I've been all over the world and I still enjoy it. It's a bastion of excess, greed, immorality, and degeneracy, and it's entirely unique.

This is a pretty significant detail if true, since her motivations would be much more difficult to question if she made the accusation before Temkin became successful.

Lake Flaccid

I was stuck in traffic on the way to Vegas last Friday and in 2 hours I saw about 30 cars pass on the shoulder. I was really hoping one of them would pull a move like this so we could all point and laugh.

False. Kerry Washington is incapable of looking anything but perfect.

Virgil the wrestler has a crew.

Pit bull puppy.

Intel does the same thing with blue badges (Intel employees) and green badges (contractors). I think that's fairly universal.

Not to be weird or anything, but look at his legs! I'm a fairly fit rider and he looks like he could kick my ass.

My wife and I share a Prius. The worst part about driving it is that everyone assumes I'm a smug asshole, when really my wife just wanted something that gets decent mileage and has room for the dog.

No, he's right. Your grammar is terrible.

I remember going to a Crystal Cove meet before my Junior Prom. Cars & Coffee is great, but man...Crystal Cove was a great location.

Behold, the most pretentious description of all time:

I wonder how many people in Chico are on Jalopnik...I know there are at least a few, since we used to watch videos posted here at the beginning of our FSAE meetings.

First of all, I'd like to thank all of you for taking time out of your day to answer our questions.

Source? I heard the name Envisage mentioned, but I have trouble believing that anything more than just a few small trim pieces were manufactured using DMLS.

Butter Dogs Racing?

From what I can tell, Bunnin Chevrolet in Culver City:

Alright guys...I did a little digging and I believe this Camaro was purchased at Bunnin Chevrolet in Culver City. This is their dealer plate: