Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

At this point, Knicks fans may back Reggie Miller over James Dolan.

Those numbers aren’t great or anything, but if I were a Vikings fan I’d rather have Vick on a one year deal than trade a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford. And that isn’t even a hindsight is 20/20 situation, that trade was stupid in real time.

Steph Curry is the only legitimate bomb threat in the NBA.

This fucking guy.

It’s the extra open hand slap by Mitchell at the end that really sells Allen’s soccer flop. Plus, his little look to the refs with his hand over his face, priceless.

...so the instant the Knicks lose to the Sixers, the reaction is “we should tank too!”

I know, I know. Everything on this list is wrong. Frank’s Brother is the worst episode.

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

No way...Who got Dee Pregnant HAS to be in the top 10. This scene alone:

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

Aw man. Well, at least everybody you know is watching the Packers game, kid.

Yes, counter-balance. The forward lunge provided counter-balance for the mule kick to the nuts attempt.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Karl added: “The same goes for this kid, Coby, I coached in Denver. Kid’s dad was a real asshole.”

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

Names of bail bondsmen?

This wouldn’t even have been legal in the XFL.

The size of your hands has nothing to do with whether you play soccer, though. Also, from the bulge in his pants, it’s fair to assume he has big hands.