Last I checked my state is in some dumbass limbo (but our state *assures* us it’s fine even though DHS says pending). As much as I can figure I’m probably OK with an enhanced license (showed birth certificate, did stupid mini quiz on my Mom’s birthplace and Dad’s middle name... Stuff, you know, on the birth…

I got a passport at 14 to go to Europe. I don’t know what that number was, because my Mom kept it and lost it and it has since expired. So I had to submit a huge thing with questions to get my number before I could reapply since I need my old #. By mail, of course.

is there any cheaper vodka than Popov?

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You’re asking a lot of natural selection there. And also it’s not like the big fish that eat the smaller fish that eat this crap have testing labs to see that the smaller fish are full of plastic and crap. Helllll, humans actually do and still doesn’t factor that in to most of the fish we eat.

Oh I thought about it and factored that into my calculations.

Yeah, I’ll be the killjoy. A pile of tiny plastic crap DEFINITELY is gonna get into the waterways (plenty of that as it is) and for what? Instagram?

“What if the real Deep Throat isn’t in this room?”

Yeah, that’s why I mentioned it. Better to have no tomato than a crappy tasteless one bred for transport out of your own local growing season.

Except maybe Godwin.

It has it’s place, and comfort food grilled cheese is TOTALLY on that list.

WHAT THE FUCK IS POTATO BRIOCHE.

Everyone knows someone who smokes is probably more accurate. Or many someones. It’s hopefully going to be on the ballot in MI, and the driving force behind at least one of the main organizers is at its core prison/justice system bias reform. And the proposed system lends itself to small businesses. I don’t smoke but I…

Right? I effing call because the bar one street over is blasting music so loud I can make out all the words of each 90/00s song inside my house with my damn windows closed, and I get grilled for name and address. And I waited until the SECOND time they played All Star before I broke.

I live in Michigan, so bare legs until 50 in the fall, 40 in the spring (because I’m so damn happy salvation is on the horizon).

You say that like Simpsons Quote Bot didn’t exist before.

I’ll wear skirts and dresses until it’s -20, but bare legs and flats IN SNOW AND OR COLD is stupid nonsense. That’s why you leave a pair of flats at the office.

I don’t go to Panera all that often, so half the time I do it usually ends up: