Well of course! If you haven’t popped out a kid by now your marriage must be doomed!

The visual is the best part of a big dick by far for me. My ex and I both loved looking at big dicks, not really having them in us. We thought we wanted to see her and then me get pounded by one, but it was “meh”/”owowow”. Much better to have Mr. Bigdick sit in the corner and touch himself like a silent, fleshy…

I donated the one I got to a women’s shelter, so at least someone got some use out of it?

I don’t know that it’s that bad. But it has given me a tummy ache. Like enough that I need to stop the person and be like, “I can’t continue. This is getting painful.”

SOME women don’t orgasm from penetration. some do. some can orgasm from both internal and external stimulation. the point is that women are individual in what works to get them off.

I felt like it was my duty to read the article, as much as I knew what would likely be in it, and as little as I wanted to. It’s the least I could do for the utter suffering and destruction these people have suffered for the US’s foreign policies. Sure, we can walk away from the horror and refresh ourselves in our own…

If I fucking hear one more conservative asshole say that we shouldn’t have to help or take in refugees I’m going to fucking shove copies of this article down their throats. People in other countries are being tortured, raped and killed in the most unimaginable of circumstances and they come here, or to Europe, or any…

they were just trying to link it to the Sweden thing tbh

It occurred to me at one point that my length and girth were irrelevant to the majority of women whose primary orgasms come from a part of their anatomy that isn’t stimulated by a dude’s unit.

Why don’t more guys use their hands when fucking or going down? Every girl I slept with instinctively knew to try this, although some women do prefer just one type of stimulation at a time. But most of the guys I’ve slept with don’t seem to realize it’s possible, or just don’t want to put in the effort. I don’t get it.

In the car with my boyfriend, casually mention “How do stores like ‘Wild Birds Unlimited’ even compete with the internet?” as we are passing one on the road…. all my ads the next day were for wild birds unlimited and exotic bird shops. It’s sick.

I ended up on one of these maternity lists and even received a box of free baby formula. I was single, and have always been adamantly child-free. I donated the formula to homeless shelter and started writing letters to every single place that sent me mail. If they provided a business reply envelope, I’d just use that…

When my ex and I got engaged, I made the mistake of creating a Crate & Barrel registry. Then he called things off. Unbeknownst to me, C&B or some trolling algorithm posted our registry all over the place. I was trying to date again, and if you Googled me then, those were the first hits.

Yep. I dated a man with a penis that was probably in the single digits percentile of length and width. However, he was the best at everything else. The best. Ever. My God he was the best. Did I mention that he was the best? He was the best. Ever.

Not if they can do it right. And it’s not a medical thing.

Well just remember...

We should be scared on both accounts, but the Netherlands during WWII demonstrates why being scared of the government knowing you too well isn’t being paranoid. They assembled a full proto-database of all their citizens, designed to help with administering the social safety net (medicine, housing, etc)... but when…

I used to think length mattered.

I speak Spanish. I am an immigrant. When I updated my Facebook status to married I instantly saw an add for “battered spouse visa”. I no longer use Facebook for that and other similar reasons.

I had a miscarriage, and in the weeks afterward, being spammed with emails and targeted ads was excruciating. Apparently those looking at my data had missed my web searches for “missed miscarriage” and “misoprostal” and “pregnancy loss.” The worst though was the call I got from some nurse from the medical provider’s…