There are plenty of arguments to be made about the Diamondbacks, but saying that there’s no market for them in one of the largest metropolitan areas in the country (and one loaded with Hispanics and old people) is not one of them. Mismanagement has created their problem, not demand for a baseball franchise.

Maybe. I grew up in Iowa and went to school in Omaha so going to KC for a game never seemed like that big of a deal. Living in the Midwest gives you something of a different perspective on distances than the East Coast where so much is really close together. That being said, the Omaha-KC drive is one long stretch…

My husband and I recently had this discussion. He thought our old dryer was fine. Sure it took almost 2 hours to dry a load of laundry but it still worked. My argument was that it made my life a little more difficult because I could only wash a load every 2 hours, so laundry took all fucking day. He held out until…

That is one stupid looking face. I’m guessing he wears loafers exclusively, having never learned how shoelaces work.

Don’t even get me started about peeling off skinny jeans. Some things, like undressing a woman, sex in the shower, chocolate syrup, and roadhead, are so much better in theory than in real life. You do them once and you realize it’s a pain in the ass.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

No. That’s a fucking awesome panda.

You’re right. I remember it was oddly confusing as to who owned what and when. Williams owned all of the property and broke it up because he needed the money. The people suing have horses (you can see the paddock in Google Maps) and aren’t even inconvenienced by the people driving down the “road” to his garage.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

Summer Place looks like the kind of “road” that people around here name for themselves, or put one of those kitschy insert-name-brand-here road signs up.

I don’t even see it as shared. They have their own (short) driveway off of Summer Pl (the new road). The new road ends immediately where his driveway begins.

I like to think it’s in the spirit of community. In my cul-de-sac, we share a snowblower that was left behind by someone who moved south and retired. This guy’s garage is in the same spirit.

We’re all confused, friend. You can’t explain crazy.

She did jack shit in Michigan, and in fact her campaign told volunteers not to help in Michigan.

She didn’t “literally” spend the entire last week of the campaign at events in Michigan and Pennsylvania. She ended in Nevada for crying out loud, Learn what “literally” means.

Yeah, that was bad. Especially since Trump wouldn’t be able to vote — but you know who’d be able to vote en masse? African-Americans and other marginalized groups.

This article could have been comprised solely of Lena Dunham tweets and it would have been completely appropriate. Something sad about complaining unironically and then acting like no one got the joke when people don’t agree. Also, she molested her sister, people don’t forget.

Hillary Clinton

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.