I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

If anything, the Honeyfund is just a signal that the couple is looking for a money gift. The website functions to sugar-coat this request in a cutesy format.

I think you have a point. Were you to have a wedding, you certainly wouldn't actually overtly request cash money for 'whatever' - but would graciously accept any sort of gift, cash included, that would 'help support me and my new husband while establish our life together'.

You're giving a gift in exchange for them throwing a party you get to attend and get free food and booze and dancing and fun. And also because you want to give them something to celebrate their milestone. If you're so put upon then just don't go.

Not gonna disagree with you. It's more like 87 cents.

Hey Russ, did you show up here expressly to get punched in the face by someone in possession of actual facts?

Oh, that tired old bullshit.

I'm sort of on the fence with weddings. If my family all lived close by, I would definitely be fully against. But weddings are where we meet up. This summer almost the entire extended family is descending on Winnipeg. Last year it was Victoria. Next year it will be Winnipeg again. We all seem to be able to work it out…

I'm explaining the widespread impulse, and it's root cause. I would venture exactly none of these guys know why they do the things they do.

What is this picture. She is beautiful but this is what I look like at a 4am trying to get someone to buy me drinks.

I forgot this one!

I hated, hated, hated participating in class. I was the kid that never raised her hand. I had ridiculous anxiety about drawing attention to myself and saying something stupid.

Haha this is useful news to people new to buying weed. But not the most relevant for women who already feel unsafe or skeeved out and are alone with a relative stranger.

This isn't really dumb, but I was at my finest and sneakiest as a third grader when I would get this weird rash from the cold Winter air outside (idk, still happens, v odd) so I would go to the nurse for Benadryl after recess.

Benadryl has never made me sleepy, but since they knew that was a potential side-effect my…

I'm still not convinced that "Featurette" isn't just a shaming word we give to trailers to sexualize and objectify them.

damn, right? also, i've been waiting for drug use to come into the conversation. he's 22 experimenting like every 22 year old, but he's dark skinned and quiet so he's automatically the bad boy. meanwhile louis was in the pot video, but he's so cheerful! he's not a drug addict! liam is pictured stumbling out of clubs…

Replace "sex" with "sax" (like my eyes did at first), and this story becomes slightly less infuriating.

"I didn't think feminists were allowed to shave their armpits, but then I saw Beyonce and I realized that feminists can even wax their bikini lines!"

So we were talking about Taylor Swift's public image vs. Miley's the other day. (Yesterday? IDK. More than ten minutes ago? IDK. Send help.)