I went to a reunion where it was 3 days of non-stop socializing. I was even sharing a room with a friend. I'm normally a huge introvert, and I need my quiet time. A friend and I had made plans on the last night, but she neglected to tell me it wasn't just her and me - it was her and me and 11 other people. In her…

I was stuck in bed (up four flights of stairs) with a hip-to-ankle cast on my leg after dislocating my knee. The girl in the room next door went out for the afternoon and left her CD player on. Top volume. Just one song on repeat.

I was in shock, BP down to 70/60, my husband holding one ankle, my mother and sister on the other and I screamed at everyone in the room, "I hope you enjoy the show!" And passed out.

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

1) I relish in every opportunity to call hysterical men hysterical, because it's such a sexist, ridiculous word, and they hate it.

PMJ always swaps the pronouns and I really wish they wouldn't. I like them so much otherwise, but it just kind of jolts me out of the song. Like a lyrical "no homo"

It's only called "eccentricity" when the rich do it. For everyone else its mental illness :-)

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz

When people meet my best friend and me, they think she's a bitch (because she's somewhat reserved) and that I'm really nice. When the truth is, I'm really friendly, but only medium nice (I can be a bitch when prompted). Whereas my friend, though quiet, is super nice, just not that friendly.

Same here. I've been that way my whole life really. I don't think I've ever been called an asshole for it...to my face lol. I try to overcome it but I'm an over-thinker and I worry too much about saying the right thing when I first meet people so sometimes I shut down internally and not say too much out of fear of…

In terms of shitty things and lies, Clinton wasn't even too bad. This painter is a self-important prick.

Yeah, and if this guy gets slock-ed to death in prison I'm going to blame him because you can't clap with one hand and a decent boy wouldn't be in prison in the first place.

"I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."

I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come

it's so fucking awkward to watch Taylor at these things w her over exaggerated mannerisms.

A bunch of us older Millennials (1982 babies holla!) had that look, too.

All you millennials