You may need this.

If Ohio didn’t suck then how come so many astronauts are from there? It must be a really bad state if it makes people want to flee the planet.

I’m sorry you live in Ohio and all but Patricia’s dismissive attitude is totally warranted here. It’s Ohio.

ur fugly

It’s definitely the first letter. If you notice, the second one is always j.

My neighbor had one. It was bored and stroked.

Lamborghinis aren’t just used to cart around asses, I guess I was wrong.

If some of the trucks are turbocharged and none of the trucks are supercharged, why aren’t they called Ford Turbo Duty?

Luxury. It was killing me, I couldn’t leave it alone.

UGHHHH GM VERSUS FERD WAR UGHHHH NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT CIRCLE JERK UGHHHHHHHHHHH

Most of Eastern Europe is this way. It helps that beer is around $1/pint.

Neat thing: Exponent used to be well-known by their much more awesome name,

Back in the old country in 92', we (2 girls and I) were going to a party out of a farm house. Took the last bus to the middle of nowhere, “we will hitchhike the rest of the way” was the plan, except this is Hungary, 11:00 pm in the middle of farmland bumfudge nowhere, zero traffic, the last bus left, and we still had…

At first I thought CP, but then I saw that sick sick turbo under the hood, that makes it a NP with ease....

I’m glad your girlfriend got out. Does she frequent a bar in Ferndale? Asking for a friend.

I can vouch for this. Even had some Autobahnpolizei give me props for some last-minute maneuvering at 155 trying to avoid a 20 year old Mercedes from Poland who was doing 55 in the left lane outside of Munich.

Nah, most people just aren’t used to seeing 240s at stock ride height nowadays.

This is begging for an xzibit meme

True, the 6mt sedans are very hard to find, I searched for my first one in black/black for almost a year. The XS are nice, but you get a higher riding chassis, no manual option, no bigger Akebono brakes, and a weaker rear sway bar. You do have the lust-worthy red seat option though. But yes the sport package is…