Okay. (I mean, I couldn't give less of a shit about the Kennedy Center honors, personally.)

Call me silly, but fine: What would you have preferred happen? Note: in this scenario, i.e. 'reality', exiling them to a labor camp is not an option.

It really, really was. I've decided to follow it with The Thin Blue Line, which has been sitting in my queue for years.

Well, that's good news. On an unrelated note, who gives a shit what Steve Bannon says now? He's back to being a Breitbart asshole. Good. Fuck him.

Meanwhile, I'm gonna lose all this good shit.

Nah, Clickhole's still going strong. It was - what was it? - Snark About Things That Aren't Worth Snarking About Because They're Already Painfully Ridiculous. I think that's what they called it.

GG Allin, I guess. I don't love him, but I have a bunch of his records

Yeah, dude, Dead Snow kicked much ass.

Fucking awesome, man. I might need to watch that again tonight myself.

Principles have been fucking me up my entire life, man.

SSSSSSSNNOOOORRRTTT

Not at all, I'm just trying to get out of my fuckin' rut. (Not that I'm looking to Steve Fucking "No I'm Not Growing Scales" Bannon as a model or anything.)

Fair enough. I never thought Georgetown was in the top tier, but I could very easily be mistaken.

This is fucking magical. Take a bow, Cardassian.

It's really going to be a test of just how strong his cult of personality is, that's for damned sure. I dunno: what do people who've read nothing but Breitbart for the last eight years do when Breitbart turns against their holy anointed Leader? My hope is rupture something.

I guess because nobody's ever fuckin' Frank Stallone.

sssssssizzling

I thought so, too, but he didn't really have any money at the time. He only started working at Goldman post-Harvard. Military service, I guess.

It's always fuckin' Frank Stallone.

I'd still like to know how the hell that guy got into Harvard Business School.