Username/comment synergy off the charts

Why'd you cut it off thin, man? Lay that shit down.

Yeah, I say fuck a lot.

Every time I see your avatar I get happy.

Thou Shalt Not Do All The Cocaine By Thyself?

Clayton, man, the world must be just an endless cabinet of wonders for you.

Don't be fatuous, O2 thief.

Writin', drinkin' and buildin' shit, Dik. All I care about right now.

The fact that that song was written in 1973 wouldn't dissuade them even a little, would it.

Same fucking thing these fucking mouthbreathers pulled with Bush: "It's a time of war, you must respect the President!"
Obama: "Kenyan Mooslim usurper-in-chief."
me: "Uhh…y'know, we're still at war."
assholes: "YEAH AND DIDN'T HE SAY HE'D END THAT SHIT? HE'S A LIAR TOO!"
(Then he dials down deployment and gets called a…

Well, he "set it back" in the sense that, for at least a little while, we were convinced that maybe we weren't *quite* as racist as we used to be. Then his second week in office rolled around and we started to see placards of him dressed up as a witch doctor.

That, too! You see what a snake he was?

Mr. Obama had a (D) next to his name, you see. Much like how he was a sniveling intellectual pansy who was also a tyrannical dictator bent on stealing everyone's guns and butter so he could have them all.

Hail Wilco.

Ben Carson: "Slaves were immigrants."
Ben Carson: "Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery."

Speaking as a veteran of a small public university with a large liberal arts department: oh my God, you couldn't be more right. My school, in fact, was evenly split between true believers in the potency of the American system and people who looked at it purely as a chess match. I'm not sure which was worse.

That was my attempt at optimism. Don't worry, it won't happen again.

heh heh. you said 'hard'.

Nazis read pop-culture blogs, too. AND WE MUST HAVE THEIR PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS CLICKS.

I usually agree with you, man, but I'm a straight white guy with multiple degrees who's on a serious run of no job luck right now and I can't afford to just pack up and move. It's not all strawberries and cream.