And yet entirely plausible.

"Why Do All Of These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"

Orrin Hatch is an ass, but I kinda like this.

(covers eyes) … mmmaybe

They might be. I comment on all sorts of shit here that I'm indifferent to. (Although you're right in that I probably wouldn't have made my way here at all if I wasn't interested in pop culture.)

I avoided it for just that reason until a few months ago.

More people should be like you, Pancakes. I'm not joking.

Sorry, man. My then-girlfriend and I had a really good night after we saw this one.

That's totally possible; he obviously considers himself a Titanic expert. I have to confess I don't really remember much of the attention surrounding the film, but.. I mean, James Cameron does really good work a lot of the time. He's also clearly got an ego the size of the space station.

Okay, that's fair. I have no patience with those people, either. A movie is never entirely factual: you owe it to yourself and those around you to either do a little research or not spout off about it. I mean, there's so much ambiguity surrounding what really happened: Lightoller, Murdoch, the Californian, etc. etc.…

I wasn't parsing the thing, man, I was just staring at the spectacle. The fifteen-odd books I read in the ensuing two months cleared up a lot of stuff - and, yes, pissed me off a little in retrospect.

Conversely, no one I knew didn't enjoy it when they saw it, even as (most of) us saw the Rose/Jack thing as paper-thin.

Never be ashamed of your gateways.

Most of these comps were like five bucks, though.

We sure did fuck up those medical students!

Hell, we haven't won a war since the Boomers took power, unless you count Kosovo.

"Our President is basically a troll! Isn't that great, honey?"

You want vegetables on that jawn?

Not for long, man. This town can eat it. I don't even care at this point. Akron? Lansing? Upstate NY? Sure, fuck it.

That was when I still followed football, and to this day I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking.