Okay, well, on that note, see ya, guys. Time for drinking and fucking.

I used to watch it back in the day, before I realized what a pud Woody Paige is.

My girlfriend really liked White Teeth. I made it about a hundred pages and damn near threw the thing out the window. I'm happy she's successful, but that book was not for me.

I'd very much like to kick that blogger's ass, if you'd like to point him out.

Gimme some tusk, King. It's Friday, I love ya.

I'm reading a book right now, so youse can suck it.

Don't worry, you will be soon.

What up, man! I was just thinking about you.

Pale. Same as I look in everything.

Any chance you want a refugee? Get me the fuck out of here.

"Stevie Bannon, puddin and pie
Jerked off in his own right eye
When that eye was dry and shut
Stevie fucked his rancid gut"

Give it time.

*Autofellatio tag returns one article*

Now this is funny.

"There is no Reince."

Welp, time to die.

To be fair, we don't have to watch it. And I fucking won't, don't you worry.

You have a Roku? There's a whole channel of silent films.

90s internet was fun. No one had figured out how to monetize clicks (haha, "monetize" lol) so it was a free for all.

It's gotta be locally sourced. That shit is better than pate.