I'm on the hook for all of my equipment on this contract thing I'm doing right now. My next rig will have an SSD, but that shit's not in the cards at the moment.

I tweak images in Paint all the time - literally, at least three or four times a day. You don't always need fucking layers. Sam's talking out of his balls again.

Nah, don't kill yourself. Kill everyone else. That's the ticket.

Aww, thanks, Greenie. I've watched Ed Wood three more times in the past few days, but I'm okay :)

This is one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard.

All totally true. Lost in all the commotion is that Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman remain dead, and no one's ever been punished for slaughtering them.

In the buildup to the hearing, there was a lot of talk about how he'd been a model inmate.

Everything Annette O'Toole did in the Eighties is the sexiest scene.

I liked him. I'll miss him.

"…packages'm in *seaweed*…"

Too late. Drunk. Dead guy.

Same friend gave me Tammy (Faye Bakker) Sings The Old Hymns and something by Jews for Jesus ('The Liberated Wailing Wall,' whatever that means.) I can't bear to get rid of them, but I've never even thought of listening to them.

No idea, Diana Ross, Harvey Danger

Beware garbage time, brother.

I just listened to "Numb" for the first time probably since it was popular. That guy could sing.

3 Doors Down, Staind, 7 Mary 3

I'm working my way through a twelve-pack of sours at home right now. But I've done that. Everyone at my local's an idiot. I don't want to talk to those goons.

A college friend of mine gave me a copy of Rappin' Rodney on vinyl. It's… something.

EVERY TIME I KISS YOU I TASTE WHAT OTHER MEN HAD FOR LUNCH

That isn't that embarrassing. They had a record just called "Who?" You can't not like that.